"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
Jungle juice turns everything into a pickup line. All I said was "do you play chess" and somehow I got laid.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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