he smells like the inside of heather mills' fake leg
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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