week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
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