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I never want to see another naked old woman again.
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
if there is one thing you splurge on it better be nice condoms
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
did you just send me my own nude
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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