how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
She is going down in cock block history. He went in to kiss me and she threw her hand between our faces and yelled "DENIED!"
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
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