turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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