WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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