she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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