So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
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