singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
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