I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
I'm really busy with my period
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