My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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