Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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