is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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