New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Just woke up to the best idea ever. Vodka infused BUTTER. Take a second, and think of the possibilities.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
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