to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
Randomize
