cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I appreciate you letting me know that the bird died but why didn't you do something about the corpse? or at least give me a heads up that it was still in the cage..Jesus
you have no idea how hungover I am. I can't deal with death right now.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm pretty sure I smell like alcoholism and shame. And it's not a pretty scent.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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