Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
I'm doing shots of crown out of a baby bottle. My friends are sensational parents.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
Dude mama brought home the bacon, i got his HBO account i guess that makes up for his by par skills in bed.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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