You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
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