I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
I have sucked so much dick this week I think I am going to start sweating semen
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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