She is in my trunk
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
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