everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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