So drunk its hurt
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
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