sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Randomize
