But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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