I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
I just handed a girl a slice of pizza and she handed me her number. Is this how Vegas hookups normally begin?
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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