People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
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