You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Randomize
