I got chris browned last night
i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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