omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
home. puking in laundry basket.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Randomize
