Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Sorry for talking about super scientific shit so much last night, I know it bugs you sometimes when I don't shut up.
What? You sat on the couch for a solid 2 hours staring at your fingerprints and the only word that came out of your mouth was "how"
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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