I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
He asked me when I was coming to bed while simultaneously drilling a fart into the mattress. Don't fucking get married.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
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