I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
I can't find the remote or the Doritos. Someone call 911. S.O.S. I sent this in Braille.
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
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