Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Randomize
