Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
Laurln. I am dying. I am npt alive. Adderrall is not a real thing. Death is a rwal thing which I understandably
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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