What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Then you got really excited when I upgraded you from puke bowl to puke bucket.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
this hospital has no fireball
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
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