He is such a slut. More and more my type.
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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