K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
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