So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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