Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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