when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
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