... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
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