i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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