Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
actually, I'm a sock model
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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