he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
Randomize