My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Random girl at this party just gave me a lap dance in a la-Z-boy. Night significantly improved.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
The cops high fived after they tackled you
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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