I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
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