You got in a fight last night?
Yeah! Some dude in the bathroom...he was standing there and I notice he's got the same shirt as me on so I'm like...dude you should have called me, we look like idiots...he didn't say anything...so i got pissed and hit him...completely decimated and my hand was all bloody and covered with glass afterward...weird dude, never saw him again that night or since.
Um...Did this guy happen to look almost exactly like you?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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