Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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