She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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