How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Your father is wrapped in a table cloth singing, "America Fuck Yeah!" You are missing the time of your life.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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