the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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